fastfoodnation: I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda.  If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are not still together.  And it ended badly. But what I am into is fast food exclusives.  Mountain Dew Baja Blast is only available at Taco Bell.  NOWHERE ELSE!  Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL.  Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid off.  cept there’s a two liter of mountain dew in my fridge right now, and my parents are definitely still together. Although I do agree, the only acceptable drink to get at Taco Bell is Baja Blast.

fastfoodnation:

I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda.  If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are not still together.  And it ended badly.

But what I am into is fast food exclusives.  Mountain Dew Baja Blast is only available at Taco Bell.  NOWHERE ELSE!  Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL.  Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid off.

 cept there’s a two liter of mountain dew in my fridge right now, and my parents are definitely still together. Although I do agree, the only acceptable drink to get at Taco Bell is Baja Blast.